Day Two – My Daughter, The Negotiator

I think my kid is going to grow up and be a lawyer. In fact, I know she is. I don’t know of any other five year-olds who put as much effort and thought into their begging to get their way. Most kids just pitch one: eyes bulge, veins throb, tongues glisten with spittle, as… Continue reading Day Two – My Daughter, The Negotiator