You’re Not As Weird As You Think

You’re not as weird as you think you are.

How do I know this? Simple statistics.

  • 84% of people like the smell of their feet.
  • 23% of people eat their own boogers.
  • 36% of people consistently misspell the word “misspell.”
  • 1 out of every 3 Americans has a stopwatch that doesn’t work.
  • At least 100 people pass gas in public every hour.
  • Lady Gaga.
  • Right now, the person next to you is probably feeling silly.
  • Muppets, Smurfs, and Snorks all came from someone’s imagination.
  • 58% of all women think about shoes at least once an hour.
  • 1% of men do.
  • There has been a 300% increase in the amount of email traffic directed towards Santa by adults.
  • 17.3% of all high school students have a plan for life after college.
  • 12.6% of all married adults remember their anniversary.
  • 93.9% of those who remember are female.
  • 100% of these statistics are made up.

See? Now don’t you feel better?

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